Me:
Can I get off and go do homework now?
Tumblr:
No
age 11:
worry about internet people finding me in real life
now:
worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
Teacher:
If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me:
10
me:
shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever
My brain during the day:
Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night:
I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.